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Elton John reported to have donated his prized original grand piano at auction that sold for $3,000,000. No fee and no takers interested in the additional piano stool however.

Elton John reported to have donated his prized original grand piano at auction that sold for $3,000,000. No fee and no takers interested in the accompanying stool however.

It's a shame His Royal Highness Prince Philip isn't still with us for the absolute comedy gold statements he'd inevitably put out about his wife's sudden illness. "We are still attempting to sniff out the correct garden boy in employment at the Palace who is responsible for spreading disease!"

What's 3 inches long, grey and often found inside teenage gals panties? Prince Andrew's moustache.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium? RIP Anna.

My daughter has got to that age where she's now started asking some really awkward questions at inappropriate moments... Just this morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do, Dad??"

With all the incoming immigration from Ukrainian 'refugees' a sure thing soon, isn't it about time Gary Lineker cleared out those crates of crisps from his spare room and put a few of them up for their stay? The big-eared virtue signalling tossa!

My Grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Can't wait to see the Labour Party Christmas Pantomime this year with Harvey Price reprising now role as Diane Abbott.

Can't wait to see the Labour Party Christmas Pantomime this year with Harvey Price reprising the main role as Diane Abbott.