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knightmare

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knightmare

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Pregnancy-Post Rating : 21

Kate and Gerry Mccann have just found out that she is pregnant again They've already decided to give it up for abduction.

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 14

If you want to play a real life version of Pac-Man then go to DFS and try and avoid the salesman.

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8 years ago-Religion-Muslim-Post Rating : 12

Just become the leap frog world record holder On the down side i`m now banned from entering any mosques

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Pervert-Post Rating : 10

In hindsight I should have put my status as, "blew the gasket on on my 52 plate ford." Rather than "I just fucked a 15 year old escort." Police have confiscated my laptop, and the wife has gone back to her mothers.

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8 years ago-Religion-Christianity-Post Rating : 9

B.B.C News :The Vatican is still against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

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8 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 9

A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?" A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last fucking white person to be called Winston!"

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 8

B.B.C News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named' Can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken?

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 8

While digging a hole today, I found a box full of old five pence pieces. I couldn't hold back my excitement, and I ran indoors to tell the wife... And then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Fat-Post Rating : 8

Fat chicks shouldn't brag about big tits. Having big tits because you're fat is like having a car that's fast because it's falling off a cliff.

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8 years ago-In The News-Sickipedia-Post Rating : 8

B.B.C News: In a new study "Humans eat more bananas than monkeys". I can't remember the last time I ate a fucking monkey.

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