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Boris Johnson resigned? Who’ll light Theresa May’s farts now?

I’ve given up writing jokes because, frankly, my rants about SOSIJjockey score more than my poor attempt at humour. I deny that I use a VPN to cheat. My daughter cheats for me And yes, I am a fat ninja panda

RIP Peter Stringfellow. Probably seen more cunts than sickipedia.

Sickipedia: A place to post jokes and humour, so what happened? Where did all the bullshit come from? I was raped by an uncle every night as a child. Probably all the work of two or three people in addition to me, such a sad life I have enjoying trying to wind myself and others up. I won't bite though because like a true Briton, I have no teeth, you can fake my account, you can copy my posts, you can slag me off and call me a cheat, it doesn't matter, I'll still post shit jokes, complete with grammar errors, and the genuine users will vote them up or down. This is the only way to beat the sad lonely people like me who's existence is void unless they think they are upsetting someone. Now leave your trolling comments in the box provided, and if you want to copy my posts or my account, how about putting a real joke up? Genuine users, don't let them win.

I've said it on Facebook and I'm saying it on here. I know this is not a joke, but it does mean a lot to me to share this with you as a community because I know you will understand. I am gay. There. I've said it. I've come out. Please be gentle.

The following posters are CUNTS: shadesofcontrapasso oboe shitnose cupidfuckingstunt Rattler

I’ve got a bottle of tipped from 1981 It’s a correctors item

I was sat here watching animal porn on my laptop with a toilet roll next to me and a carrot inserted in my arse picking a couple of pubic hairs from under my foreskin and I thought.... This is how Cyberized and Shadesofcontrapasso spend their evenings with male members of their families. And then it came to me.

If you’re sick of SOSIJjockey and love the fact I’m a pink belt Honda Prelude, Black belt Hiroshima and 11th Dan in Toyota Corolla then vote this up I’ll gloat for 24 hours then delete it

Why isn't there a SubCategory of Pyroflatulence?