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Another wooden ball. would it kill the makers of advocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser

I have OCD. Or, as i call it, CDO. I like to have things in alphabetical order, no idea why....................

My boss said he's going to fire everyone with bad posture. I have a hunch it might be me.

A Russian couple were strolling down the street in Moscow, when the husband felt a drop hit his nose. 'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife. 'I don't think so, it felt more like snow to me,' she replied. 'No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said.' Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. 'Let's not fight about it,' the man said, 'let's ask the Comrade whether it's officially raining or snowing.' As the official approached, the husband stopped him and asked, 'Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?' 'It's raining, of course,' he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: 'I know that felt like snow!' To which the man quietly replied: 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!'

What if this corona virus is just an april fools joke made by every countries government, and they will tell us next week..................................................mark me down guys!

vote this up, vote it down, i dont give a shit. but why did i get a 21 day ban for duplicating a joke? oh sorry i didnt know it had been posted already Mods, ffs.

bloke walks into a crowded pub, points to the crowd on the left, and says 'you lot are wankers', points to the crowd on the right and says 'you lot are cunts', has a drink and leaves. does the same thing again the following night, you lot on the left are wankers,you lot on the right are cunts. goes in the third night, says the same thing again, this time a 7ft skinhead says 'oi, im not a wanker, to which the guy replies, 'well getover there then' pointing to his right.

To all those who believe in telekinesis................. raise my hand!

Im just echoing the top post today about all the bickering. im not doing it to get points, i couldnt care less about points, i have a life. but come on, lets just keep adding jokes, good jokes, and if you like them, then vote them up, regardless of who posted it. all this bickering shit just ruins the excellent site. i visit this page every day to have a laugh, once in a blue moon i will post a joke i like, but thats rare. i prefer to read them and have a laugh. cant we all just be friends? btw, I fucked your mum.

i like my women like i like my whiskey, twelve years old and full of alcohol.