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I must apologise to the nation of Italy. It was me last week, I was fucking starving and prayed to God for a thin and crusty Italian. I didn't realise the big man upstairs would misunderstand.

Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy so he showed it to the wife next door. She thought it was a snake and cut it with a rake, now it's only 5 foot 4. Actually that's a lie. Uncle Billy and Jimmy Saville were best mates and liked to stick their fingers up tight little bums.

Anger management issues? Just speak to Mickhater and suddenly your issues will appear trivial.

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How many down votes can this sicki veteran get. I'm guessing at least 100 from Mickhater alone :)

And the world fastest burial record goes to.... Weaverdog!!

Shame Hannah is getting buried so often. Time for Dr Karma to excavate.... Makes me think, do rotting Paki corpses smell any different?

I really do hope that Paul McCartney dies before Ringo Starr. Then at last, Ringo will be the best drummer in The Beatles.

You gotta hand it to midgets. Because some times they can't reach.

What do you do if you see fuckoff's mum choking? Back up a couple of inches.