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johnpercivaloxford

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I shagged Fuckoff's mum and nan in a threesome. They are both crap.

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8 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 12

You gotta hand it to midgets. Because some times they can't reach.

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8 years ago-Shopping-Post Rating : 6

When dudes act hard online...

When dudes act hard online...

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8 years ago-Blow Job-Post Rating : 3

Bumped into fuckoff yesterday...

Bumped into fuckoff yesterday...

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8 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 2

I really do hope that Paul McCartney dies before Ringo Starr. Then at last, Ringo will be the best drummer in The Beatles.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : 2

What do you do if you see fuckoff's mum choking? Back up a couple of inches.

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@Fuckoff, why don't you click the ad for the dating site? My Nan is registered in that site and she has a particular fetish for 2" cocks so you would definitely be in there.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 1

I was going to knock one out earlier but Fuckoff was too chickenshit to come visit so I had a wank instead.

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7 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 0

I must apologise to the nation of Italy. It was me last week, I was fucking starving and prayed to God for a thin and crusty Italian. I didn't realise the big man upstairs would misunderstand.

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7 years ago-Celebrities-Muhammad-Post Rating : 0

Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy so he showed it to the wife next door. She thought it was a snake and cut it with a rake, now it's only 5 foot 4. Actually that's a lie. Uncle Billy and Jimmy Saville were best mates and liked to stick their fingers up tight little bums.

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Anger management issues? Just speak to Mickhater and suddenly your issues will appear trivial.

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