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"So this is Christmas, and what have you done?" The start of a John Lennon song, or the wife about to start a fucking argument?
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I only drank twice last week....Once for three days and once for four days..
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Breaking Bad should have ended with Jesse waking up from a dream in the middle of Mr. White`s chemistry class....
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So my friend is mad at me because I slept with his ex. his instructions were very clear when they broke up, he said "Fuck that bitch!"
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My plan to entomb myself like a pharaoh in a pyramid stocked with everything I’ll need in the afterlife is in jeopardy because I keep drinking all the vodka..
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I just blocked someone on Facebook for correcting my grammar and it feelded great!
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Most of being an adult is whispering “fuck this shit ” while doing it anyway..
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Knock knock." ..."Who's there?" " ..."Doorbell repair guy"
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Do beavers even know what they're doing? Or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, "Absolutely not..
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Hello? is it me you're looking for?" "Yes Lionel , it is you cunt, now I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave Sea World now because we've had reports that you've been dancing on the fucking sea lion. "
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