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Police forces across the UK have started to use sniffer dogs to hunt down paedophiles and terrorists. All the dogs have to do is follow the scent of curry.

Boris Johnson has been accused of being a Brexit "back-seat driver". Critics fear he’ll cause a car crash even worse than Diana’s.

According to the Guardian, Amazon’s algorithms are recommending products that could be used to make a bomb. Customers first started to receive the "You might also like" emails whenever they bought the Koran.

India’s Supreme Court has ruled that child brides can charge their husbands with rape, as long as they complain within one year of the offence. Unfortunately, most of the victims don’t learn their first word until several years after.

I saw a video online yesterday entitled “Holly Willoughby Gets a Lesson in How to Groom Her Cat,” and it had only been viewed 700 times. If they’d titled the video “Holly Willoughby Gets a Lesson in How to Groom Her Pussy,” it would have been viewed seven million times.

According to reports, recently deceased actor Verne Troyer took his own life. Family members tragically found his body hanging from a door knob.

Alfie Evans has stolen the hearts of a nation. Typical Scouser.

Sir Alex Ferguson has undergone emergency surgery for a brain haemorrhage. Making Arsene Wenger’s departure the second funniest of the season.

My girlfriend sent me a text asking me to bring home something for her period. So I got her a pair of roller skates and a crash helmet.

Sir Alex Ferguson has undergone emergency surgery for a brain haemorrhage. I know City are enjoying something of a feelgood factor at the moment, but this is getting ridiculous.