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Scientists today were left disappointed when they thought they had found the smallest species of worm to have ever existed. It was later identified as a moderators cock.

Clip Clip Clip - Clop Clop Clop - Clip Clip Clip SOS in horse code...

Why did the stupid, ill informed anti - mask wearing cunt, cross the road without using the safe place provided? Because they thought they knew better than all of the educated scientists that were involved in creating a safe environment, even though they have no facts to back it up and rely on instead heresay and attention seeking fucktards to make their pathetic decisions for them. I was eating a crusty cob when that "joke" came to me.

Magician: "Think of a number between 1-100, but don't tell me" Scouser: "okay" Magician: "Is it 96?" Scouser: "How did you know?" Magician: "Lucky fucking guess mate"

Breaking news: Sheryl Crow, Jan Ravens and Jay-Z have all tested positive for CORVID-19

I don't know what all the fuss is about with this coronavirus. I've been self-isolating with tissues and baby wipes for years.

So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now... Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a cunt around the house?

BBC News: Sam 21 a gay dancer from Birmingham says the Coronavirus is an absolute nightmare because he is stuck at home, in isolation, with his homophobic parents. Bummer...

I keep randomly shouting out "small towers on the corners of a castle!" I think I might have turrets. Fuck you broccoli man!

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