I was walking down the stairs today and with every step I took, I did a fart. My cat then followed me down and said, “Meow, who’s responsible for this fart cloud?” I said, “Me, I made all of that fart stream you’re breathing in.” “Meow” he said” I did a few farts on the way down too, to add to the fart train.”
I walked in on my wife sucking farts out of the dogs arse.
“Fucking hell” I said, “What is wrong with you?”
“I’m just enjoying the fart scent and taste from our dogs batty crease.” She replied.
“I know” I said, “Where was my invite to this dog fart fest? I want to suck in some of those farts.”
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