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Prince Harry has refused to apologise for using the word 'Arabs' whilst in the army,would that be one of the Arabs who was fingering ur mums arsehole whilst she was sucking him off before she got splattered?

Was Darwin nunez driving?

The news said pope Francis "touched a lot of people" Fuck off,your all thinking it!

Ch4 spokesMAN: "from now on our programming will only consist of countdown,holyoakes,the simpsons and frasier because after yesterday all other scheduling is irrelevant and means fuck all"

"I identify as a woman" "I identify as a wife beater so I'd fuck off if I was you"

Watched a bit of the Chelsea v arsenal WSL match,was boring as fuck,both teams playing with 11 sweepers.

The noosey neighbours

All this talk about liverpool spending a fortune in the transfer window flies in the face of the fact that their tight cunts. Jota n Andre had a bbq and didn't invite no fucker!

Leeds utd r on top of the world cause they beat Everton at home? Has nobody told them that Everton r about as good away from home as Kate n gerry mcann?

I was on holiday with the Mrs and after a few drinks and much persusion she agreed to take it up the arse, I was over the moon cause there was no way I could av got an extra 8 packs of baccy in my suitcase.