All this talk about liverpool spending a fortune in the transfer window flies in the face of the fact that their tight cunts. Jota n Andre had a bbq and didn't invite no fucker!
Leeds utd r on top of the world cause they beat Everton at home? Has nobody told them that Everton r about as good away from home as Kate n gerry mcann?
I was on holiday with the Mrs and after a few drinks and much persusion she agreed to take it up the arse, I was over the moon cause there was no way I could av got an extra 8 packs of baccy in my suitcase.
Jay slater inquest verdict announced today.
"After careful consideration and much soul searching I've decided his grandfather should stop trying to make money out of it,the daft dozy cunt fell of a cliff,court dismissed"
"Next,LFC vs south Yorkshire police AGAIN!"
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