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Tony Blair named on the new "Board of Peace " to end the two year war in Gaza. He did point out that this peace can only be implemented once Gaza gives up its weapons of mass destruction.

BBC Online News..........Pinterest boss says he thinks about Molly Russell every day. Well, whatever turns you on I suppose.

BBC News again.......Price or multibuy promotions on unhealthy food and drink, such as "buy one, get one free" deals, are to be banned in England from Wednesday. "Multi-buy promotions do not save people money – in fact, they encourage them to spend more", a spokesman says. Seems like Government logic. Getting one instead of two for the same cost .Who thought that one up , Dianne Abbott?

Clever of Sickipedia to save money on the new format. They got a brilliant deal from Fujitsu who designed it by reusing it's old Post Office Horizon software.

Clifton George charged with murder of Annabel Rook in London after gas explosion. Strange as no photo of him shown on BBC news website. For the life of me I can't think why. Oh wait a mo, I've just clicked on google images

As "Royal Lodge" will soon be vacated by Andrew, I have applied for the tenancy. I'm pretty sure it will be a formality that I am given it as I have offered to double the rent that Andrew was paying.

The funeral for Diogo Jota and his brother will take place later today . The food choice of a barbecue for the wake afterwards has raised a few doubts though.

Diane Abbott has commented on the Andrew affair. "I find it disgraceful that he has not had his cycling proficiency certificate and his 25 yard swimming certificate cancelled, along with his GCSE O level in woodwork", she said.

Tyler Robinson, arrested on suspicion of shooting Charlie Kirk is pleading innocence. "I'm being made a patsy" he stated. I wasn't anywhere near the grassy knoll so it can't have been me.