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Being muslim can actually end up being quite cost affective. Take family gatherings for example. My neighbour is having a big get together for his; brother, Uncle, cousin and grandad and due to them all being the same person, thats just the 1 gift he needs to buy.

“How many more Palestinians need to die in Gaza?!” The protesters roared. I ran the maths and after 60,000 successful kills that leaves around 823,000 who still need to die.

My wife said she’s being bullied at work for being overweight, this makes her feel “really deflated”. I said “that’s strange because you look pretty inflated to me”.

“Mo” is short for Mohammad whereas Mo’s wife is short because she’s only 8.

Can we please refrain from using islamaphobic words on this site such as; rape, pedo, rape gang, grooming etc. These words are directly associated with common islamic past times and are a serious part of their culture and are not to be joked about. Thank you

I saw a guy today with really good posture, I wonder what his back story is.

I love carbon monoxide It’s breath taking

It’s a shame that Biden dropped out but there’s always next time.

There was a Jackie Chan lookalike contest held in Beijing where all 5000 contestants came in joint first place.

The wife complained that we need to spice up our sex life, she wanted to feel like she had ants in her pants again, I said best I can do is crabs.