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Latest instructions to Japanese navy pilots. "It is forbidden for navel officers to bang their choppers together"

Saw the headline "Three people ‘sucked out of apartment windows as they slept’ amid typhoon-strength winds in China". Is it still to early to make the obvious joke ?

Sister Mary is relaxing in the bath after a long day healing the sick at her convent. She hears a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She calls. "It's the blind man, may I come in?" Comes the reply. "Well I'm in the bath, but I guess you won't see anything anyway so it should be fine." She answers. "Cracking tits, love. Now where do you want me to hang these blinds?"

Emma Raducanu in the Cincinnati Open - close game, it was hard for 3 hours.

It's not as if a stiffy in the Vatican is a rare event.

The idea of Liz Truss having an affair with Mark Field MP, leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. The flavour is just like the green slime from decomposing lettuce.

Emma Raducanu is doing well in the tennis - watching her every move. All this tennis don't half make the wrist hurt though.

Glad they cut the scene of Rees-Moggs enjoying the only Brexit benefit he ever identified (the extra-strong-sucking vacuum).

Baker here: I had a call from Mrs Cox to bake a cake for her son with "I Suck Cocks" written on the top. I thought it was odd, but she confirmed the words were definitely correct when I repeated it to her. The cake looked great, with big red letters on pink icing; but Mrs Cox and her son Isaac were F-ing furious !

USA MAGA, on the anniversary date of July 13th, every year they will be wearing sanitary products on their right ear.