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See between these scores and farts I'm high as fuck lads! Nearly followed through there but it burnt my hole and stunk like a bastard!

Lucy had a little lamb She was like a dog in heat As soon as she gets off the toilet I wanna sniff the seat

Would trotzz2018 stop trying to force a free jaccuzzi out because the shite coming out is like mushy pea's.

SICKIPEDIA WARNING: Do not pop a fluffy after drinking a glass of prune juice. I just did and the shits running down my leg.

I love farting like fuck while doing my abs at the gym, so it doesnt look suspicious when you sit up to smell it

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odour".

The pilot on an airplane announces they're about to crash and there's no sign of hope. Upon hearing this, a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells, "is there anybody man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman one last time?" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells "here, iron this!"

Does anybody ever let one go in a shop then fuck off away from the smell and look over to see peoples faces when they smell it? It gives me a steaming hardon when I go back over and sniff it

I love holding the wife down and farting on her face until she vomits. I did it 4 times and they were 4 fuckin beauts She said it was like tear gas but I actually loved the smell FUCKIN BOSS

I farted in work earlier, they called the plumbers in to check for a leak in the sewage system Stupid cunts, I thought it smelt of roses