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These sale price items are a steal! No wonder they call it black Friday.

It seams like Wasps funny jokes are a lot like the tooth fairy. A fucking Myth!

Occasionally I come across a picture of a guy and think, Am I gay?

My dad loved the motto 'keep it in the family'. So much so every Thursday night was family orgy night.

Pandora are to stop selling real diamonds, and will instead only sell artificial diamonds made in a lab, thus ensuring no little black children were killed in the production process. Naturally I had to change supplier

If your ever self conscious about the size of your dick, just pee next to the children's urinal and compare dick sizes. Disclaimer: doesn't work for wasp.

You gotta love the great British public. UK Government: we have introduced a temporary furlough scheme to support jobs during the pandemic. **Furlough ends** British Public: You can’t end furlough, we need it! UK Government: We are giving universal credit claimants a temporary £20 a week uplift; this is when it will end on 06/10/2021. **Credit uplift ends** British Public: You heartless Tory Bastards! UK Government: There is no fuel shortage British Public: I better go fill up my car and 5 jerry cans!

BBC: Do the police disproportionately stop and search blacks and minorities? Of course they do, how else are they going to keep the streets safe!

My dad always said don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. I just want him to stop raping me.

And the results are in. 100% of women agree its not the size of the penis that matters. It's the fact I'm at the school gates.