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Tom Cruise's car stolen. Last seen on a hot wheels track.

These sale price items are a steal! No wonder they call it black Friday.

It seams like Wasps funny jokes are a lot like the tooth fairy. A fucking Myth!

Occasionally I come across a picture of a guy and think, Am I gay?

My dad loved the motto 'keep it in the family'. So much so every Thursday night was family orgy night.

Each to their own, but if you've already got your Christmas tree up your probably an attention seeking cunt

Pandora are to stop selling real diamonds, and will instead only sell artificial diamonds made in a lab, thus ensuring no little black children were killed in the production process. Naturally I had to change supplier

I was always taught if you want something doing you should do it yourself Anyway, my grandchild will be born in May

If your ever self conscious about the size of your dick, just pee next to the children's urinal and compare dick sizes. Disclaimer: doesn't work for wasp.

You gotta love the great British public. UK Government: we have introduced a temporary furlough scheme to support jobs during the pandemic. **Furlough ends** British Public: You can’t end furlough, we need it! UK Government: We are giving universal credit claimants a temporary £20 a week uplift; this is when it will end on 06/10/2021. **Credit uplift ends** British Public: You heartless Tory Bastards! UK Government: There is no fuel shortage British Public: I better go fill up my car and 5 jerry cans!