Sickipedia

So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant “What gets rid of coronavirus?” She said "Ammonia cleaner." I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

too soon ?

there's a lot of love in the room.

we had a great christmas dinner this year !

I have mixed feelings about the Miranda christmas special this year...

Since I met my new girlfriend I'm eating pussy every day ! . . . She's Korean. (old sicki) (by old, i mean original)

practice practice....

Alan Davies caused upset this week by suggesting that Liverpool FC shouldn't pull out of games which fall on the anniversary of the Hillsborough tragedy. He's now caused further upset by refusing to withdraw his comments, and instead posting a picture of a stereotypical 'Scouser' costume on Twitter. He clearly doesn't realise that when it comes to Hillsborough, you can only push people so far. (in my FB memories, 2012, lifted from the original sicki i would say.)

Osama Bin Laden & Henry Cooper have both died, ironic really, both have spent time on their knees looking up to Muhammad. from 2011...so maybe original sicki ?

Watched `Brokeback Mountain`, for the first time last night. I cried....... That looks painful. (adjusted from a 2005 sicki joke.)