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A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN WOULD THE SICKOS ON THE SITE STOP PLEADING FOR SYMPATHY VOTES BECAUSE THEY CANT USE VPNS ANYMORE. YOUR HOT JOKES ARE ONLY GONNA SCORE 20 POINTS ON THIS SITE

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN KIMJONGTRUMP has been found out, the proof is there about his cheating on the old site. VPNS were being used not just by him alone, but he was found out because his shit jokes were scoring high. The only ones that vote him up are his bum licks. We must apologise to SOSIJjockey, what he said was right all along. The proof is in the points YOURS ADMIN Ps check out memes

KIMJONGTRUMP ITS MOOT SO THIS SITE ISNT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE EITHER FAT BOY AND YOU WANT TO BE THE TRUSTED USER TO DELETE THE POSTS? WELL YOU CAN FUCKING CLEAR OFF. YOU STICK TO YOUR SHIT JOKES

ANOTHER ADMIN MESSAGE WOULD HUGHJERRICKSHON PLEASE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS NEW SITE WE'VE ALREADY GAVE YOU FIREWORKS, ZIPPOS AND PETROL TO FART WITH AND YOU ARE STILL COMPLAINING STINKING HOMO KIMJONGTRUMP AND FUNNIMAN HAVE ALREADY BEEN GIVING PRIVILEGES ABOUT VPNS AND FARTS SO FUCK AWAY OFF THIS NEW SITE IS AS BAD AS THE OLD ONE, NO DIFFERENCE

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN Would KIMJONGTRUMP please stop contacting us or calling into HQ about trolling on the new site, you got your new site you fat bastard and you're still fucking complaining And stop farting in the corridor you dirty fucking fat ape, you have admin stunk out, that dopey bastard funniman better not be lighting them either. YOURS Admin

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN. ATTENTION! Would funniman and KIMJONGTRUMP fuck off away to fuck Yous 2 cunts are more of a nuisance than Jimmy Savile in a primary school The new site is not yours Kim and funniman we will not disable the comment delete button you inbred PASTIE How many times NO FUCKING VPNS And no bullying funniman then cry wolf when you get fucked YOURS Admin

ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM ADMIN Right that's it KIMJONGTRUMP you are FUCKING banned from the new site you useless wannabe joker 1. NO you can't fart and light it, it's a FUCKING hazard coming from your fat hole 2. NO you can't be number 1, you are 2 3. NO you can't use yours and funnimans VPN 4. You can't rename the site 'Uncle Kim's fart party' 5. You can't sniff funnimans ass every time he farts either YOURS Admin

ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM ADMIN We are running out of patience with that fat bastard KIMJONGTRUMP, it's only 8:15am and he has emailed us 16 times already about the new site We told you yesterday you cannot be top of the pops on the new site and if you keep emailing us we will ban you from the new site Funniman is already banned for, well, not being funny and not washing his cock before Sensei Kim blows him So funniman you don't need to leave the new site you are already banned YOURS Admin

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN Would KIMJONGTRUMP please fuck away off and stop making demands for the new site, you are a fat panda not Tom Cruise 1. We WILL NOT give you top spot on the new site, you aren't good enough 2. We WILL NOT allow you to use your vpn to give yourself 90 points for every post 3. We WILL NOT rush round to your house with a candle everytime you need to fart you sick bastard 4. We WILL NOT rename the site 'Sensei Kim's joke fest' So please stop contacting us, we've had 30 messages from you already today and it's like your jokes, not funny YOURS Admin Ps I need to do my number 2s

A MESSAGE FROM ADMIN Would KIMJONGTRUMP stop emailing us about his proposals for the new site We are sick of hearing from the useless fat bastard ten times a day Please Kimmy, FUCK OFF! You stick to what you're good at, posting shite jokes and taking lessons in pork chop and we will stick to what we're good at, running our site. YOURS Admin Ps ITS OUR SITE NOT YOURS.