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What do slofs and emos have in common They both hang from trees

The other day I was at hospital and I saw a man with cancer so I sung this song Baldy baldy over there What's it like to have no hair Is it hot or is it cold Idk cus I'm not bald

Why can't orphans play baseball ? Because they dont know where home is

Knock Knock Who's there My x wife Get fucked !🖕

Knock Knock Who's there My x wife Get fucked !🖕

Why does a washing machine laugh ? Takes the piss out ya knickers

When Michael Jackson died they melted him down into Lego because of the amount of plastic surgery on him , kids finally play with him for a change

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face

One day superman was flying around the city skyscraper to skyscraper, untill he suddenly saw a completely naked women on a building opposite him full leg spread , he thought to himself "damn I want some of that , what if I quickly go give her one and then quickly shoot of so she won't notice so, he does , he goes back to the other skyscraper and sees another supper hero on top of her all of a sudden , the supper here was called invisible Man

What's do Madeline Machan and a submarine have incomen There both 20 ft underwater and are full of seamen