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harperson

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Just a noob trying to learn to be funny. I haven't found what I'm good at yet, so please don't hate on me. Advice would be better!!!

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3 years ago-Celebrities-Katie Price-Post Rating : -1-Via

So, Katie Price has claimed that she was 'raped' by 6 South Africans... That's a joke unto itself surely?! But, statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 enjoy gang rapes, but in this case I think all 7 did!

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3 years ago-Celebrities-Katie Price-Post Rating : -2

So, Katie Price was 'raped' was she? It's not rape if both parties are crying!!!

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3 years ago-Celebrities-Katie Price-Post Rating : 12

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Katie Price being raped!

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 3

I've just finished writing my book on penguins... The judge said I should have used paper instead.

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Can I have a pint please, but not Stella. I had ten pints of it last night and ended up fucking skint. The barman says, "But it's only £3 a pint." The man replies, "I know. Skint is my dog!"

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

I thought I had a big cock. Turns out it's an ostrich.

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 15

They say '50 is the new 30'. I still got three points on my licence though.

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

Koreans are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog!

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 15

Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes. Fucking weirdo didn't even turn up.

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3 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

I've just been diagnosed with terminal D.I.Y shoppers syndrome. I've been given six Wickes to live.

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