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I can't believe these Paralympians are disabled. They get Government disability payments, Lottery grants and blue badges for parking, among other things. I just watched one “disabled” guy run 100 meters in 10 seconds. Another jumped over a bar 5 meters high. Meanwhile, I can't touch my toes... And I have to work for a living.

Winnie The Flu? Kung flu? Sweet and sour sickin? Feel free to add in the comments...

Sickipedia needs more users and writers. So I've come up with an idea... Ok, ‘bare’ with me on this one... We need publicity, we have to get the Sicki name out there. So live on YouTube I will rape Greta Thunberg with ”Sickipedia” wrote across my arse. People will see my white derriere rising and falling, pounding away for a just cause. I'm willing to take one for the team. Anyone who wants to join in and make it a gang bang, feel free to upvote or comment.

I was teaching my Son that men are only allowed to cry on two occasions: 1: When your dog dies. He’s your best mate you’ve had him since he was a pup. 2: At the end of Terminator 2 when Arnie is lowered into the molten steel with his thumbs-up. Add in the comments if you think there should be more...

I don't know what these are... Ariana Grande... A coffee from Starbucks that Millennials drink? Miley Cyrus... A Persian distance? Justin Beaver... A moment of Beastiality? Taylor Swift... A quick cloth cutter? Lady Gaga... A time of the month when a woman is extra crazy? Kanye West... A compass direction to spicy pepper? Kardashian... A Russian breed of speedy dog? Katy Perry... A wine for cats? Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Chat up lines. My favourite... Don't turn this rape into a murder. Feel free to add your own favourite in the comments.

“Your joke has been unpublished by a moderator”. ”This joke has been removed from the timeline for the following reason:” ”Vote manipulation”. Now I know how the Nigerian Presidential runner-up feels.

Being married, If I was to describe my sex life as a movie I’d definitely go for... ‘Me myself and I’. Please add your own in the comments...

Can anyone see the irony here: The Chinese are belching out billions of tons of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse emissions from industry and transport, burning coal by the megaton and then they have billions of tons of waste going to landfill or incineration. I’m painstakingly washing out a jam jar to put in the recycling bin.

This new account (3days old) that has upvoted a joke of mine this morning: Is a honeytrap, if I've ever seen one: ”22, loves jokes xxxx”. Picture of a young woman. We all know it's only angry, middle-aged, balding, racist, white males on here. If I'm wrong my apologies. Here are my credit card details...