Sickipedia

The decline of this website is an absolute embarrassment and a disgrace. Not even got a joke to add here. It's a travesty how it was allowed to just become a means of spreading political preferences instead of having sick and funny jokes. Fuck off Americans and fuck off whoever owns this site ... Cunts.

Did you hear Elbow and Kneecap will both be headlining Glastonbury this year? It's a joint top billing

Parks of Hamilton have instructed the driver of the Rangers team bus to exceed the speed limit. That way, they might pick up 3 points on the road.

Sir Chris Hoy has announced that his cancer is terminal and worse than first thought He only has four years to live. Doctors originally told him it would benign.

Indian tycoon Ratan Tata has died aged 86. Tata Ratan

I must say, the news that Italia 90 top goalscorer Salvatore Schillaci has died at only 59 years old came as a Toto shock.

A Miss Switzerland finalist has been strangled and PUREED in a blender by her husband. What the fuck is tamata with some people?

An international manhunt is underway to locate a man who fled Australia after pouring boiling coffee on a baby. Police have released CCTV footage on YouTube and I was shocked to see it was totally unfiltered.

It was only last week I read that OJ Simpson was bravely battling cancer. Well, I guess he musta' quit.

The worst part about Kate Middleton having cancer ... Hangsap will post another shitty video