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It's a sad day indeed when a French supermarket resembles an American high school!

Q. Why do the French go shopping on a Thursday? A. Because it's murder in the supermarket on Friday.

What's the difference between Oskar Schindler and Walt Disney ? Oskar likes Jews and Walt Disney!

"Derick! Derick !" "I've just put my house up for sale, Im not living next door to a nigger!"

If Ahmed buys 3 5kg bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and his brother Mudasir buys 2 1kg bags of steel ball bearings and a 500g bag of wire nails How much a week do they claim in benefits ?

"You must be tired" I said to a girl in the pub "Why ?" She said "because I've been running through your dreams" "No" I said "it's because I've spiked your drink with rohypnol!"

Just watched that movie King Kong What a bunch of dickheads those spear chucking natives are They build a massive wall to keep Kong out and then put in a door large enough for him to fit through! Wankers!

When you think about it A carousel is just like a giant sushi restaurant for paedophiles!

As the old saying goes one man's terrorist is another man's uber driver!

I hate living with this fear of not knowing if you're going to be attacked, stabbed, even killed for reasons and beliefs that are totally beyond us. F**king PMT.