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Not seen a black person get beaten so bad since George Floyd

Got some fuel earlier and the bloke on pump 3 put £10 in. Where the fuck is he driving to? Pump 4?

I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise." "Sure," she replied. I said, "Great! Get your knickers off then."

I ran upto a woman in the park, who seemed alarmed by my energetic nature. I quickly asked her, "What is the opposite of no?" To which she hesitantly replied, "Yes..." She had her doubts but I had my consent.

I bought 4 kindles from Amazon. But they sent me two Ronnie's DVD.

I turned up at this house party and there was booze, pills and lines of cocaine everywhere. I got stuck in and was loving every minute of it until I remembered I was there because of a noise complaint and should probably start arresting people.

Todays weather forecast. S O E S H . R. W Scattered showers .

Being far too shy to see my GP about my erectile dysfunction I visited the local quack. He said " Take this powder and say 123 before you have sex. It only works once and you must say 1234 when you have finished and your erection will disappear " It worked a treat and I was just about to give my wife the treat of a lifetime when she said " What did you say 123 for?"

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? You can't take Meds on an empty stomach

My friend was talking about his new baby girl. I asked “What’s her name?” My friend replied, “Melanie Noelle.” I said “How do you spell it, then?”