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I asked a black guy the other day why 99% of them don't get up until after 12, apparently KFC don't do breakfast.

I was at an Indian wedding last week and noticed a bucket of shit near the church door, when I asked why it was there I was told it was to keep the fly's off the bride.

I've just tried to join my local gay men club, sadly I failed the entrance test.

I used to work as a taxi driver in Brixton, but hated picking up Afro Caribbean's form the Reggae clubs as they used to jump around all inside the car. Luckily i found a cure, Velcro on the roof lining.

After all the world wide illness apparently Doctors have finally agreed that laughter is officially the best medicine, but if your diabetic I'm told insulin does help.

I was in Brixton the other day and saw Leroy and Winston on the street corner selling drugs. I went up to them and asked why they did that, i was told its the amount of money we make. I then said, if its money you want, why don't you get a high paying job like an Astronaut. They said, man black people can't be Astronauts as when we get to 10,000 feet our lips explode.

Apparently the crushing incident in Israel was caused by a spelling mistake. Netflix were showing the film 'Shoah', to which signs had been placed along the route saying 'This way to the Shower'

Why hasn't NASA sent a woman to the international space centre, it doesn't need cleaning yet.

What to you say to a woman with two black eyes, nothing you have told her twice.

A cockerel is crossing the road when he is hit by a car. His hen wife rushes to the hospital and asks the Doctor how her husband is, He looks at her very sad faced and says, 'I'm sorry your husband is in a Korma.'