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What weighs 250 tons and has an IQ of 500? A hundred americans

Paddy gets pulled over by the police, driving home from the pub. "Hecscuce me sir have you been drinking." Paddy replies, " yes I've had 9 pints of Guinness and 6 double Jamesons" Copper says" under section 63 of the road traffic act I need you to to provide a breath sample" Paddy replies" Why don't ya fecking believe me"

Just a reminder to all of our dyslexic American posters. What do you think the F in FA, UEFA and FIFA stand for little clue it ain't soccer. In case you were unaware that begins with S. You know the one that looks like a snake.

Not a joke, I live in Thailand, where the biggest chain of supermarkets is called BIG C. I wonder what fucking genius came up with that name. Why not go the whole hog and call it Ebloas or Stds, or diabetes?

The great thing about seppo , sports is, unless you are seppo your barred from taking part in their"world series" world super bolllocks. The world champions at baseball are the dutch , but the seppos stoped that comp, after not wining it for a few years. Its like , if I can't be centre forward I'm taking my ball and my jumpers home.

I rang the mental health hot line today. The recording said for - schizophrenia press 1and 2 for paranoia don't press any buttons, we are already coming to get you for multiple personality disorder press 3, 4 ,5 6 .7 ,8 9

NOT A JOKE I live in south east asia, tonight I was in a bar it is 30 .c a fat fuck septic , 250 kilos + was giving me the benefit of his world knowledge, sitting there with a bottle of vodka and a litre of coke, sweating buckets, telling me how his weight is due to an underactive thyroid . After a while i got fed up with the patronising cunt, and suggested it might be an overative jaw.

Christians can be easily be identified as they wear a crucifix around their necks, Thinking about this maybe Muslims should wear a symbol that closely identifies with mohammhed. How about a 6 year old girl on a MO PED.

americans, try to remember, that when you go to an eat as much as you can buffet, it's an offer not a challenge.

Teacher asks the class" can anyone tell me what Mr Churchill was famous for" Little johnny puts his hand up and says is it because he was the last white man to be called Winston, miss?