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Just had an Alec Baldwin. I shot my load into my girl friend's face.
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Come on - all this news about David Fuller is dead boring
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For Sale: Several roles of gold wallpaper (used once). Buyer collects and steams off wall. Cost £480 per roll. Accept £5 (or will swap for treehouse). Apply BJ at No 10 (Do not delay - may be homeless soon)
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Michael Mosley always warned that lots of grease would kill you in the end.
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Gregg Wallace was shouting during the recording of Masterchef, so the production crew told him to put a sock in it. When Gregg returned, rather than a sock in it, it was on it... I'll get my Steak Bake and leave... PS - How about Wallace on Strictly cum Dancing...?
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Elon Musk's new car named the "Swasti Car"
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I've just spent several months editing a document for work. Because it took 1057 edits and multiple inserts, I've sent it round the company named Bonnie Blue. PS - if Bonnie was an IT qeek she would have shagged 1024 blokes...
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Will Gene Hackman be created in Mississippi?
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Do you realise - if you take the surname Trump, remove the letters T, R, M and P, then add C, N ad T you get to the hidden message - CUNT. Amazing!
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The UK Supreme Court's decision is a load of bollocks.
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