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Broadcasters announce ChuckleVision now to be broadcast in 1D.

Really surprised June Whitfield died yesterday. Paddy Ashdown normally comes last.

ISIS Bride tells SKY News “I’m ready to change!” All dressed up and nowhere to go love?

UK government warns against travelling to Sri Lanka. Sri Lankan government warns about ex-students travelling from UK.

Call me racist if you will but I’d still rather see that whale as the next 007 than Idris Elba. (Inspired by DdraigGoch’s meme)

I just head 20 people have died at a Walmart store. I guess they must have choked to death on some of those Kinder Eggs.

In a move designed to alert our indigenous population to the dangers of knife crime government ministers have today lifted the ban on wrapping fish and chips in newspaper.

A blind student has been violently dragged from Oxford Union. In a statement Mr Azamati said “I was just reading some Braille that said ‘suck here.’ Then I was slapped. Then I was dragged outside. I have no idea what happened.”

McDonalds in Saudi Arabia to end segregation. Now they’re going to stick your burger and fries in your drink.

So it turns out there is a worse way for a backpacker to die in New Zealand than choking on some guy’s cock.