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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I am an alcoholic.

this site is fucking brilliant, but when will the joke site be back? Please.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Old Sickipedia Thank fuck for that, come on in.

Welcome to Dylanipedia where we don't bother with jokes, just racist mindless drivel.

poor Glen Campbell........ he was getting cards and letters from people he didn't even know.

Lock down isn't so bad if all the stores close. At least my dad will finally have to come home from getting cigarettes, he's been gone since 1983.

The RSPCA knocked my door today, "Sorry sir, we have had reports that you have been overfeeding your cat...we have been told it's over four stone in weight" he said "It's not a bloody cat" i said laughing, "Oh right.....there must be some mistake....is it a dog"? "No....it's a hamster".

I was devastated when I got home from Argos to find my wife had left me. I'd just bought a seesaw.

Dear Jimmy Saville My name is Dylan and i'm a boring sad cunt. Please can you fix it for me to get a top joke on Sickipedia on the internet. I've tried everything, multiple accounts etc but nothing works. I am a racist, i hate muslims, but i can't make jokes up. Dylan Aged 7 Cunt

Admins, your a fucking joke. Dylan and his multiple accounts are killing this "joke" site Ban the boring cunt.