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I'm going to send flowers to the family of John Noakes in a vase made out of a washing-up liquid bottle, some old wrapping paper and sticky-back plastic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Old Sickipedia Thank fuck for that, come on in.

Just been invited to Simon Weston's son's baptism. It's tomorrow at 2pm in the local chip shop.

forty five people were stranded today for three hours when an escalator broke down in Dublin city centre.

A model village in Blackpool caught fire today, local people are distraught. Firemen have said that the flames could be seen from up to ten feet away.

An Essex girl gets off a bus with her left tit hanging out of her blouse. A policeman approaches her and says "Miss, put your breast back into your top or i'm going to arrest you" "Aw fuck" she says "i've left the baby on the bus again"

this site is fucking brilliant, but when will the joke site be back? Please.

Paddy walked into a post office, " I need to buy a box to post a parcel please" "How big"? asked the lady "4" x 4" by 100 feet" said Paddy "What on earth are you posting"? asked the lady "It's bloody Mick" said Paddy "He's moved to Dublin and left his hose pipe behind".

It's still illegal to have anal sex in Iceland. I'm not sure about Farm Foods, so be careful.

My wife has suggested trying separate beds for a while. Mine is in Cardiff and hers is in Birmingham.