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Some people have a unique skill that allows them to put their brain inside a kinder egg, shake it and still hear it rattle.
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In Bristol, UK, a gay older liberal couple opened their home to an illegal migrant. He thanked them by brutally beheading them and hid their bodies in suitcases. When they told him to pack his bags this isn’t what they had in mind.
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Putting Mahmood in charge of immigration is like dropping your kids off to jimmy savile daycare
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If these clowns block out the sun any more, I’m starting an underground sunshine cartel. Meet me behind Aldi, bring mirrors.
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I went to the doctor and said, “My nose is constantly blocked.” “He nodded and said, sounds like you need to reset back to olfactory settings”.
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Smart vacuum, They are more like urban reconnaissance vehicles.
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Just had some McDonald’s fries, They were that white they could be accused of racism.
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