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Vegan food is like trans Its like im a lump of soybean curdle, walnut dust, and chemicals but id like you to call me a sausage.
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I have been eating glass for months now, in the hopes of becoming transparent. Just gotta see it through.
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Its terrible Matthew Perry was found drowned Shame David Swimmer wasnt there.
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Iran will become chair of a UN human rights forum, Thats like getting a health check from Harold Shipman.
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My pal said to me one day you know theres silly putty does that mean there is something called serious putty? I said yeah its called C4 you daft cunt.
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I think Bobby Charlton was in goal for man u last night
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My cats bollocks are massive Iv had to take him to the vets for back pain.
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Some people are fucking idiots, you could put their brain in a kinder egg and still hear it rattle.
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You've been on the phone to customer support for 45 minutes, they have done fuckall absolutely useless they then have the audacity to say is there anything else i can help you with? ARE YOU TAKING THE FUCKING PISS
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