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Ellie Goldstein and her dance partner's Strictly story is destined to end in true love... they'll be like Chromosomeo and Juliet

Good luck to Manchester United's new signing Benjamin Sesko

I bumped into Benjamin Netanyahu in Newcastle upon Tyne today and asked him what brought him to this part of the world. He said he was watching the news and saw something about Gazza and a hospital, he couldn't believe he had missed one out and was here to blow it up

I saw a huge spider this morning and I was as terrified as a coke bottle in an Indian toilet

The death toll in the Indian plane crash is climbing rapidly... unlike the plane

Air India plane can't get off the ground and crashes. With the number of bags I see them check in I'm surprised it doesn't happen every day

An aircraft with 200 passengers on board has crashed into a 3 bedroom house in India. The death toll is currently 485

I know Greta Thunberg gets a lot of flak on here and I just wanted to say shame on you all! You may not agree with her politics but she's an absolute poster child for what someone with Down's syndrome can achieve when given the right opportunities

Summer is here, and it's time for the annual holiday in Portugal

Harry Harry Harry, what did I say, you burn the coal, you pay the toll