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I consider myself as a reasonably intelligent person, but I really don’t understand trolls who infiltrate sites but then use their ‘powers’ to upvote jokes? What is their motivation? Maybe they could let me know in the comments section.

Sosijfuckwit, BorisBecker, and the KIMtrolls (probably the same comedy genius) Just have a read of your posts. And hang your head in shame. They’re not funny, amusing, insulting, inciteful, intelligent, clever, witty....... they’re just fucking pathetic. It’s almost impossible to insult you because the shit that you write does the job for us. Please leave this site for people with an IQ over 50.

Old sicki-esque scores for decidedly average posts in last couple of days. Are the moderators enjoying the sunshine and not doing their jobs????

Car crashes into barrier etc etc Could it be the religion that can’t be named etc etc There you go boring cunts. I got there first.

Sky News. “Trans man gives birth after using female sperm donor.” I can’t even begin to tell you how much of that headline I don’t understand.....

You have to feel sorry for Emma Watson who has been “stressed and anxious” over turning 30 and being single. Though the 80 million quid sitting in her bank account might take the sting out of it....... Ironic that this “story” was right next to a piece about people using food banks and having less than £50 a week to live on for them and their families. Fuck them, I’m with poor old Emma.

You can tell summer is on it’s way.... The skirts are getting shorter, bare legs, a couple of extra buttons undone on a blouse. The only trouble I have is containing my hard-on. It’s not easy being a lollipop man.

For all you sad cunts, or cunt, who have gone through my jokes recently and voted them down just for the sake of it, stop wasting your fucking lives. I really couldn’t give a fuck. I’ll post something on here if I think of something funny that I think people with a sense of humour might like. I don’t give a shit about points so you’re wasting your time. Take a good look at yourselves and ask “what am I doing with my life?”

Lawrence day? Now, I’m not racist, far from it. Some of my best friends are Fuzzy Wuzzies. Well, one. And he’s not really a friend, I let him clean my food recycling bin and he can take what he wants from it before it’s collected. But this is fucking ridiculous. Whether or not he was a drug dealer, hundreds of people are murdered every year. Why the fuck is his mother made a Baroness and he gets his own day? Ridiculous.

Self-employed? During these difficult times, simply dip in to the money you have hidden from all of the cash jobs that you have done over the years while the rest of us paid tax on our earnings.