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How many murdered schoolgirls would it take to change a lightbulb ? None , they all " would light up a room ".

Unlike Prince Andrew , nobody can accuse his brother Charles of paedophilia. ..Necrophilia maybe.

Q. What is the difference between Maddie McCann and Greta Thunberg ? A. We know where Greta stands on the Planet.

Congratulations to Chelsea for winning the Premier League for the second time in three seasons. And congrats also to Celtic , for winning the Scottish League twice in ONE season.

After , A parliament of Owls , A murder of Crows , and an unkindness of Ravens, I give you ,,, An Unlikelihood of Dodos

FAMOUS LAST WORDS " And I'll be back with the News tomorrow " JILL DANDO

The whole of Italy under lockdown.. Death in Venice , See Naples and Die , Veronavirus , When in Rome do as Coronans do , Florence + the respiratory machine..

So who am I supposed to vote for when I know Labour's anti-semitic and the Tories, Islamaphobic and I'm both of the above?

The New Zealander who killed Grace Millane left her body in his flat while he went on another Tinder date next evening. Now , call me opportunistic , but I would have stayed in for a second date with Grace.

I can only offer a single crumb of comfort to the lorry driver of the 39 frozen migrants. Here's to you Maurice Robinson , Jesus loves you more than you will know.