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Hurt my cock in the bath last night. I knelt on the fucker . . .

Three football teams with swearwords in their names 1. ARSEnal 2. sCUNThorpe 3. Fuckin man United

What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After tea

Lucy had a little lamb Joey deacon was quite canny He finger fucked the little lamb While filling Lucy's fanny.

I worked for the samaritans for many years, and I often dealt with many desperate cases, on the verge of suicide. I must have been brilliant at it, as none of the fuckers ever rang back.

Ian holm admits to picking up a few dirty Hobbits over the years

A rolling stone gathers no moss, But a dead Stirling gathers plenty

Ozzie Osbourne the black sabbath front man has been rushed into intensive care, Raising serious concerns about his health. . Sharon said that doctors fear the worst. Others think that they are just being Paranoid.

Two female mice bump into each other and start chatting. So what's new with you says the 1st. Well I've got a new boyfriend he's gorgeous and very well to do, she shows her friend a photo of him. Her friend bursts out laughing and says you stupid bitch that's a bat " Bastard her friend replies he told me he was a pilot "

Grow your own Dope Cultivate a scouse . . . Seen scrawled on a door in a pub