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What is it with people who own dogs and have children? I can walk up to someone and ask if I can stroke their dog and they're fine with it. But if I ask them if I can stroke their child, they get all huffy. Whats the deal?

Hey Mods of sickipedia, when someone forgets their username/password and ask for an email from you for the link to update your password could you kindly send the fucking email? I tried 5 times and got no reply. Had to create a new account as i have no idea what my old details were.

I didnt want to buy a hammock, but the salesman was very persuasive, and Im easily swayed. (from Gary Delaney)

I didnt want to buy a hammock, but the salesman was very persuasive, and Im easily swayed. (from Gary Delaney)

Apparently 'Dance like no one is watching' doesnt mean 'with your cock out'. from Gary Delaney.

My first wife left me because of my obsession with clickbait. you wont believe what happened next. (from the legend gary delaney)

Ok mods, tell me something, why is this joke: Dance like nobody is watching” doesn’t apply to the dance with no pants. My arresting officer has informed me that’s rape. is the same as this joke: Apparently 'Dance like no one is watching' doesnt mean 'with your cock out'. they are fucking different, right? I suggest you up your game mods. probably get banned for this but fuck it, they are different jokes

Just joined plentyoffish.com. before I upgrade, what type of fish are they? Is it cod and haddock? or other fish? my local chippy sells cod for £4, the upgrade on the site is £51 for 4 months. what do they do? send you fish every month? thanks in advance.

England have to finish third in the group for an easier route in the Euros, so they should lose tonight's game. After their performance against Scotland that shouldn't be too hard.

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.