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freddiewhomba

4 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay

My first wife left me because of my obsession with clickbait. you wont believe what happened next. (from the legend gary delaney)

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

The home office responding to allegations of racism and incompetence regarding the accidental release of the Epping migrant and sex offender Hadush Kebatu,, a spokesman said " the criticism on both counts is unfair, any one could have made the mistake given all niggers look the same."

bigpat

3 hours ago

Epping migrant sex offender, Hadush Kebatu, was last seen in London. Police say. He's cornered then!! 😂😂

bosco

4 hours ago

“An innocent man (so he says) framed for sexual assault on a minor, unaware of the laws is jailed in a uk hellhole with only the basic privileges, But now he’s been mistakenly let out and he’s not going back he has to stay one step ahead of the police the prison and the uk government who want to reel him in time is running out!! “ Hadush Kebatu is THE FUGITIVE

mrnigel

4 hours ago

I saw this white bird in the red-light District with a crop top and mini skirt. So I asked her "Any chance of a fuck for £30." "Fuck off I'm not some whore that's for sale" "Sorry," says I, "in this area and how.you were dressed I was mistaken" "Yeh well you better apologise to my boyfriend too. He's the black one over there. OH LEROY,THIS CUNT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." So I went over to the coon and talked to him. Then I went back to the bird. "What did he say?" She asked. "Well I explained I asked you for sex for £30 and he called me a cunt. "Yeh I thought so" she said. "He then told me it'll cost £50 to fuck you or £70 with a blow job".

secretsiteagent

5 hours ago

My wife got mad in marriage counselling that I "never include her in any of my hobbies. "Rubbish... countless times I encouraged lardo to come along to our WWI reenactors group... she's ideal to be Big Bertha."

wasp

9 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

jackbuntis thicko, you do know more white men commit sex offences than immigrants , you thick arrogant , non educated fucking cunt

3 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis Seriously fucked it up this time ya bunch of knob jockeys,this site is terrible, now you've messed with it

16 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis Poor Matt, having his name cropped from creative work then whored on here without a credit or acknowledgment, for a few cheap votes on Sicki. ☹️

19 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis just being friends with a queer is enough to send you to hell?

yesterday - View Post

jackbuntis Can Jimmysammy still post a Trump Pic/Joke every 5 minutes?

yesterday - View Post

jackbuntis It’s a dangerous game. Risky business, but worth it. Love lighting farts.

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