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On average two women die every day from cervical cancer. In the bright side the roads are getting safer.

Don’t go out Stay in & stay safe Alex Salmond might fuck you

I don’t know what my next door neighbours are doing in there bedroom but it sounds like some one is punching a trifle.

FACT OF THE DAY Chas & Dave have had more hits than Rihanna. Apart from when she was dating Chris Brown

A lot of jokes on this site are so old David Dickinson wants to send them to auction

A girlfriend is like a mattress Fun to bounce on at the start when it feels like it at the end off it’s life simply flip is over and it like a lovely new mattress and probably get a couple of months out off it but when the stuffing starts hanging out probably just time to cut it up stuff it in to bin bags and dump it in the river

My mate asked me “why do you call your new girlfriend seabiscuit is it because you ride her like a racehorse?” “No” I replied “it’s because if the fat cunt sees a biscuit she will eat the biscuit”.

I open the barbers for down syndrome kids for two reasons. 1 There is a niche in the market. 2 I only know how to do one hairstyle.

What is the difference between double sided sticky tape and Harvey price One is called sticky back plastic And on is a sticky bla ........ oh hang on my phone is ringing I need to get this

Interviewer "what do you think about the news prince harry and Meghan Markle getting married?" Elton John "I been asked to sing a song at the service" interviewer "Wow so you will be at the wedding?" Elton John "?......No"