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Waiting What a Jamaican uses to measure out his weed.

Bison What Australians wash their hands in.

Suicide bombers What makes them tick?

I got a massive erection today during a routine prostate examination.  I tried to hide it but it was pretty obvious, so I tried to laugh it of instead. Anyway, long story short, I'm no longer working as a GP.

It's no surprise that an object in space that steals everything and never gives it back is called a black hole.

Why are hurricanes always named after women? Because when they come they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car.

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Yesterday, the rescue workers in Pakistan uncovered nearly 100 bodies at the crash site of the A320. Today, they'll move on to the next house.

I was watching TV the other night and an advert came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to get one, they seem to work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.