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If you think about it, a sausage roll is just a travel version of toad in the hole.

Arsène Wenger is to step down at the end of the season after more than 20 years in charge. To celebrate, Arsenal have signed him on a 3 year contract.

The sickipedia servers are slow. This joke is credited to every other joke posted in the last month.

It is a known fact that you should never eat food that has an unexpected hole in it. That hole is definitely where someone has put their dick in it.

I found a hemorrhoid this morning. I'm not sure who it belongs to and I'm starting to regret picking it up.

What's purple and orange, the size of an ant and covered in fur? A really talented chameleon.

I haven't seen any outrage that mothers day is only 23 hours long this year. Feminists have really dropped the ball on this one.

I just discovered a cure for stupidity. It's quick, 100% effective and works for life. To receive this cure, just send £500 via bank transfer and wait.

So.... I've just been told that D-Day has nothing to do with getting my end away. Now I'm stood observing a moment's silence wearing crotchless trousers and some old woman is crying. It's really putting me off my stroke.

Started stockpiling plastic straws for after the strawpocalypse. All you mortals will be drinking out of cups like an adult and I will be supping from a plastic straw like a god.