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Lucy Letby - a nurse going above and beyond to reduce NHS waiting lists.

BBC - Turkey rebrands as Turkiye Does this mean that we have to serve it with graviye at Christmas?

Ukraine claims that they have killed over 5000 Russian soldiers, but Russia claims that only two have died. Do Russian soldiers have 2500 smaller ones inside?

Room available for Ukrainian refugee in a loving family home in central Gloucester. Female preferred. Full use of house including basement and garden. Apply F. West, Cromwell St

Advice to Tory voters for Thursday: Stay home, Save Lives, Save the NHS.

FOR SALE: 55" smart TV - faulty Shows only mawkish, over-sentimental shite about the Queen. For spares or despair.

"It is easier for a Russian oligarch to enter the House of Lords than it is for a Ukrainian refugee to enter the Kingdom of Great Britain" - From the First Book of Johnson

The Guardian: 56 elderly people killed by Russian forces. Matt Handcock: Fucking amateurs!

Martin Lewis, the Money Saving Expert: People are going to freeze or starve. Tory government: We're helping everyone reduce their carbon footprints and reduce childhood obesity.

It's a terrible tragedy in Ukraine, but they say that every cloud has a silver lining. Except mushroom clouds, which are mostly caesium-137 and strontium-90.