Minimal contact with the world outside home.
No parties
No going down the pub
No visits to or from family and fruends
No mass gatherings
No trips to concerts or sporting events.
I knew it!
It was inevitable that the rest of you would catch up with my lifestyle at some stage.
I was on a train this morning, in the loo, having a shit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a shit."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"
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