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Just ordered a curry from the local Indian.They had to send out another driver as the first one crashed.

This is Ruben the fat Jewish flea who shared his blood with nobody. He met a German Sheppard named Adolf Hitler,who suffered from Attention Deficet Disorder. Adolf felt sorry for those who lacked attention so sent them off to learn concentration. They arrived at camp feeling rather jovial Then they met campleader Joseph Goebbles. Ruben had biten off more than he could chew as he realized Joe didnt really like Jews. Joe said ok its time for a shower Ruben said you first our little campleader. So joe said ok all in the ditch this is head of security his name is Al Switch. Then there was a bang and they all went histericle. It was the dark destroyer......Megan Markle. Then they all ran around and started to hide, Some in cupboards some hid outside. They all got caught and said lets play again, but they cant they had not found Maddie Mcgann. They then found its not good to be a small child Jew As there new camp leader was Prince Andrew.

They have a new ride at drayton manor,its called the jeremy kyle.

They have a new ride at drayton manor,its called the jeremy kyle.

See ronaldo is up on a rape charge,well Nike sponsored him to Just do it.

Gary kurtz producer of the original starwars died today.Guess he never had the force with him

Gary Kurtz producer of the original starwars has died.Guess he never had the force with him

Barry Chuckle has had his will read! The solicitor told His brother Paul "He has left everything to you" to which he replied "To me?"

To me,I can't.

I remember the first time i had sex,i was in junior school.The girl turned round and said to me "You're better at fucking than you are at being a maths teacher"