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Just found out that Lewis Hamilton and barack obama had the same nickname at school. Nigger

How come Palindrome dosen't read the same backwards

Just ordered a curry from the local Indian.They had to send out another driver as the first one crashed.

Whats the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you use feathers Perverted is using the whole chicken

They have a new ride at drayton manor,its called the jeremy kyle.

Barry Chuckle has had his will read! The solicitor told His brother Paul "He has left everything to you" to which he replied "To me?"

To me,I can't.

I remember the first time i had sex,i was in junior school.The girl turned round and said to me "You're better at fucking than you are at being a maths teacher"

I call my dick the whale Not that its fucking massive I just likes to come in schools

cliffski richardski and ze shadowskis We're all going to the soviet union, no more working for a decade or 2. Snow and depression in the soviet union, Loads more worries for me and you for a decade or 2 We're going where the snow lays deeply, we're going where the sea is black we've seen it in the movies now lets see if its really that crap Everybody hates the soviet union doin things they never wanted to so we're going to the soviet union where its minus 72 oo oo it makes your skin turn blue.