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Have you ever noticed that all the instruments searching for intelligent life point away from the earth?
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An armed man has just run into an estate agents and shouted "Nobody move"
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If you're reading this, you are beginning to avoid your family
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An Egyptian fella just pulled up in a van & beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon.
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Gutted! My wife just left me because I never put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I'm not even sure why I started carrying it.
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Trainspotters! How sad are they? must have counted about 35 the other day..
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Do you know how weird it is being the same age as old people?
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My girlfriend caught me trying to stick a tiny blonde wig and a guitar onto a wasp. "Don't, you'll make him Sting." She said.
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To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i (Stollen from from somewhere, can't remember who)
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What if Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google?
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