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"Boy, it sure is hot here." -- Charlie Kirk

Claire Skies? I went to school with her. She's a meteorologist now.

Phil Atio. I went to school with him. Loved oral sex. Dated a girl named Connie Lingus.

There once was a man from Iran, Who never started what he began. He would build a bomb, That would cause great alarm,

Masturbation jokes always come in handy.

Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes? Professional courtesy.

Donald Trump sighs as his cell door is locked behind him. He looks around his cell and notices Big Stan a 450 pound, six and a half foot tall black man with a huge cock. "H-hi. I'm Donald Tru--" "What are you in for, bitch?" "Oh. Um. Business fraud. Falsifying tax records...," Trump replied. "And you?" "Sexual assault. Rape. Multiple homicide," Big Stan replied. Trump complexion turns a pale orange. "So, you wanna be the husband or the wife?" Big Stan asked. "Umm, I guess I'll be the husband--" Trump replied. "Good! Now get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

"For my next trick, I will make this young lady's virginity and dignity DISAPPEAR!!"

Election results won't be made official until Trump claims the voting was rigged.

Eddie Bull? I went to school with him. Always high on something.