An Indian immigrant goes to the doctor in Edison, New Jersey.
He said "Doctor, I'm not feeling so well. I've been like this for a while now." After running some tests on him, the doctor figured out a treatment.
He said, "When you get home, I want you to get a bucket and put a dead fish and rotten cabbage in it. Then, I want you to use the bucket to piss and shit in for about a week. Then place a covering on it and let it sit in the hot sun for another week, so that the contents can ferment. After that week is over, take off the covering, put your head inside, and inhale the fumes. Do this for an hour a day every day for one week. After those three weeks are over, come back and let me know how the treatment worked out."
Three weeks later, the Indian man went back to the same doctor and said "Doctor, I did what you said and it worked! I feel so much better now! Can you tell me what was wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "You were homesick."
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
01-
Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
02-
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
03-
If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
04-
Do not repost from all time top list.
05-
Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
06-
No posting personal information.
07-
Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
08-
Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
09-
Child Exploitation content
10-
As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
11-
Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
12-
Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
