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20 years after the Second World War Japanese soldiers were found still hiding out in the jungle. In 20 years time will we find the bedwetters hiding in bushes with their masks on? 🤣

If I'd had 3 polio jabs in 9 months... Then I caught polio... I'd be asking some serious questions. Just saying....

Who else is going to fkn love it if Djokovic is made to return home covid free while there is an outbreak at the tournament! ...and of course this is totally possible given vaccinated people spread covid.

If we teach children in pubs they won’t need to wear masks...

A woman just got on the bus, saw we were all unmasked, put her face into her jumper and just walked into a pole. (Nothing to add to a true story with a perfect ending)

I’m not a climate change denier. Far from it. I looked out if the window this morning and it was sunny. The climate changed an hour or so later and it started raining. It happens. (where's my little snowflakey troll)?

As a kid in the 80’s, we were reliably informed that New York and California would be underwater “soon” due to icebergs in Antarctica all melting. It was already happening. They had maps and everything. Just sayin

The rate of Downing St parties is now doubling every 2 days, ONS figures show.

The rate of Downing St parties is now doubling every 2 days, ONS figures show.

I always fancied going to Australia but I think I’d rather go to North fkn Korea now. At least they’re an openly totalitarian dictatorship!